MR T! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOOL

May 21, 2013
MR T! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOOL

Happy birthday Mr. T! This week the King of bling turned 60 years old, woah! Who else can claim a successful career on simply being aggressively cool? No one! And let’s face it, you can be the coolest cat in town, have hundreds of friends, posses a killer dress sense, be a cretin of culture, save the world and mingle with stars…but you’ll never be Mr. T.

Here’s why…

You’re not as cool as Mr. T until you’re part of a gang who are so reckless in saving the world the simply call themselves “The A Team”.

MR T! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOOL

You’re not as cool as Mr. T until you’ve beaten seven shades of sugar out of Rocky Balboa.

MR T! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOOL

You’re not as cool as Mr. T until you have your own action figure.

MR T! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOOL

And you’re certainty not as cool as Mr. T until you have your own cereal.

MR T! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOOL

You’re not as cool as Mr. T until you can par people off as good as this…



You’re not as cool as Mr. T until you pity the fool…

MR T! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOOL

You’re not as cool as Mr. T until your face is knitted on a range of children’s knitwear…

MR T! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOOL

And you’ve got no chance of being as cool as Mr. T until you have a colouring in book…

MR T! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOOL

You’re not as cool as Mr. T until you can outright deny that you aint gettin’ on no plane.

MR T! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOOL

You’re not as cool as Mr. T until someone decides to decorate a thumb to look like you…

MR T! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOOL

You’re not as cool as Mr. T until you can say the words “Jibba Jabba” and still command respect from your peers.

MR T! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOOL

And you’re no way near, not even close to being as cool as Mr. T until pugs even have a fancy dress outfit to look like you.

MR T! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOOL

You might as well give up trying, you’re never gonna get E.T to take your look to outer space.

MR T! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOOL

So all we can do is sit back and let the big man do his thing, maybe donning a Mr. T tee to show some respect. (Click the image to rep some Mr.T garms).

MR T! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOOL

Now show Mr.T some birthday love in the comments below… fool!