HANGOVER HELPLINE

November 18, 2012
HANGOVER HELPLINE

If you were in party mode last night, it’s likely you’re feeling a little worse for wear. Just lying there, mouth all dry, unable to move, head pulsing to the weak rhythm of your heart… You’re a mess!!

But never fear! We’ve been hitting up some non-scientific research for the best hangover cures. We’re here to help.

Orange
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Let’s start basic. Your body needs some vitamins, stat! And what better than the ever-popular Vitamin C. Get yourself an orange, juice it, cut it, whatever., just suck it dry!

Banana Milkshake
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Say what? The combination of calcium, Vitamin B and Potassium will sort you right out, especially if your stomach has gone gymnastic.

Honey
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The fructose in honey will help metabolize the alcohol still lingering in your system. Take two to six teaspoons, depending on how severe your hangover is, every 20 minutes and hope to hell you can keep it down. Dose until you feel the benefits…

Exercise
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Possibly the most extreme hangover cure ever, but sweating out all the dirty toxins could work wonders. That’s assuming you can actually move right now.

Self Pity
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When all else fails and you’re beyond a remedy, sit back and take pity. There’s no sympathy with hangovers, friend. Sulk your way to soberiety.