BAD SANTA

December 15, 2012
BAD SANTA

Yesterday Urban Outfitters received vital intelligence from the North Pole. The short yet informative message read “Santa.Claus.Has.Gone.Mad”! It was cryptic, but hours later the message was confirmed as BBC9 news announced the official Reindeer union will be on strike between the 24th and 25th of December. What the ho ho hell? We sent our finest team on a desperate hunt for the man in red, we managed to find him, and boy had he hit rock bottom…

We approached with caution to ask a few questions. The response was physical…

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It was clear he was in no talking mood, so we decided to follow instead. One can only assume stress and lust are somehow connected, as well as throwing gang signs…

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The big man has a big appetite! But with no mince pies in sight he went for the bins.

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Public urination and a bench nap?! This is not the man we all know and love!!

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Farewell Bad Santa! Go get some sleep, you have two weeks to sort yourself out!!

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